Men in locker rooms
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änner are purposeful beings. This testifies to the statistics of the clothes you buy: men spend between their 14th and 49 Age of 72 minutes in dressing rooms, 49 minutes of it by accident or against their will. Women, however, bring it to a good and happy 109th Hours, not minutes. Voluntary. This is evolutionarily related. The man must always be so, he could only use a fraction of a second for his appearance, or it had happened to him and his family on guard against saber-toothed tigers. The woman, however, is knowing was in the safe protection of their leader, not under such time constraints.
These differences are still visible, and provide many a twist: "Shall I take the Red or Blue?" - "Honey, take the blue." - "You think so? I think that makes me fat. Moment, I just slippery again in the green. "-" May I go now to sometimes just media market? "-" You do not love me! "
But salvation is in sight! At CeBit was a body scanner introduced, which raises the figure of the customer to the wall. Now you only have the label of the clothes you want to keep in front of the scanner - and you see yourself in a new dress or suit. This way you can in 8 1/2 minutes of good taste and enjoy 20 items of clothing - and it is time to start the World Cup back home 
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Does one really absolutely have to explain everything evolutionary?
Oh, no later than the tenth article of clothing ... but the program crashes and then the man is back in his beloved tattered clothes in front of the telly.
Can I Klug shit? Biiiittte
10,000 BC (or at some point in the rotation), there was a surplus of women to be rejected not return from the men's, women had to point out from the crowd, the obsession with beauty Arose, so it's all your fault
By the way ... have emerged around the time the blond hair ...
Hi,
first a word of praise. A really good blog and it's fun to read
When I read the first lines already on the home page, I had immediately to the song "Caveman" remember what is being played in Berlin in the arena every night for years and still enjoys great popularity.
I do not know whether some of it already, but this is really the stuff of shopping and the male determination. Causes are already found in the time and stem from there and passed down over thousands of years in the genes. We needed to do before anything except taking care of our food (hunting) and protect our women in the "collecting". Today it looks then I think of as described above, which accompanied the woman to "protect" to the department store or shopping and then gets into embarrassing situations, even in the locker room with pure need.
Those interested in something, should look at important this piece of time - it is worth it - preferably with a partner with whom you have something longer works, then comes one also which zugrienen each other out not what subconsciously happens every day so