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änner are purposeful beings. This is evidenced by, inter alia, the statistics of the dresses purchase: Men spend between their 14th and 49th year a total of 72 minutes cabins, 49 minutes of it accidentally or against their will. Women on the other hand bring it on well and like 109 hours, not minutes. Voluntarily. This is evolutionarily related. The man must constantly be on guard against saber-toothed tigers, etc., he could only use a fraction of a second for his appearance, otherwise it had happened to him and his family. The woman, however, is knowing in the safe protection of their leader, was not under such time constraints.
These differences are visible to this day and provide many a twist: "Shall I take the Red or Blue?" - "Honey, take the Blue." - "Did you mean? I think it makes me look fat. Moment, I prepare to step straight again in the Green. "-" May I now sometimes just skip to the media market? "-" You do not love me "!
But rescue is in sight! At CeBit was a body scanner presented, which raises the figure of the customers to the wall. Now you have only the label of the desired clothes keep front of the scanner - and you can see yourself in a new dress or suit. In this way, one can well and like to try out 20 garments in 8 1/2 minutes - and is just in time for the start of the World Cup back home :-)

4 comments

  1. Nini
    Mar 14, 2006

    Do you really absolutely everything evolutionary explain? ;-)

  2. Klabauter
    Mar 14, 2006

    Oh, no later than the tenth garment crashes the program but from ... and then the man sits back in his beloved tattered clothes in front of the telly.

  3. Kittyluka
    Mar 14, 2006

    Can I Klug shit? Biiiittte : D

    10.000 BC (or sometime in the rotation), there was an excess of women to not be expelled back by the men themselves had the women from the crowd to emphasize the beauty craze Arose, so it's all your fault;) ... by the way are at the time the blond hair emerged ...

  4. seekXL
    Mar 15, 2006

    Hi,

    first praise. A really good blog and it makes reading fun :)

    As I already read the first line on the home page, I had to immediately play "Caveman" remember what's going on in Berlin in the arena night after night for years and enjoys great popularity still.

    I do not know whether some know it already, but this is really so with the shopping of things and the male determination. Causes can already be found in the time or stir from there and passed down through millennia in the genes. We used to take nothing to do except to take care of us food (hunting) and our women to protect the "Collect". Today it looks then I think the same as described above, the man. The woman "protective" accompanied to the store or go shopping and then gets into the embarrassing situations, even in the locker room with having to clean

    Anyone interested in something like that should definitely look at this piece of times - it's worth it - best done with a partner with whom one is a bit longer together, then to get even the not mutually more zugrienen out what subconsciously happens every day so :)

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