Men in locker rooms

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änner are single-minded beings. This is evidenced by, inter alia, the statistics of the dresses you buy: men spend between their 14th and 49th year a total of 72 minutes, changing rooms, 49 minutes of it accidentally or against their will. Women, however, it get on well and like 109 hours, not minutes. Voluntary. This is evolutionarily related. The man must constantly be on guard against saber-toothed tigers, etc., he could use only fractions of seconds for his appearance, otherwise it had happened to him and his clan. The woman, however, knowingly in the safe protection of their leader, was not under such time constraints.
These differences are visible today and provide many a twist: "Should I take the red or the blue?" - "Honey, take the Blue." - "Did you mean? I think it makes me look fat. Wait, I just slippery again in the Green. "-" May I now sometimes just skip to the media market? "-" You do not love me! "
But recovery is in sight! At CeBit was a body scanner presented, which raises the figure of the customers to the wall. Now you have only the label of the desired clothes holding in front of the scanner - and you can see yourself in a new dress or suit. In this way you can in 8 1/2 minutes of good and like to try each 20 pieces of clothing - and is just in time for the start of the World Cup back home :-)

4 comments

  1. Nini
    Mar 14, 2006

    Does one really have absolutely everything evolutionary explain? ;-)

  2. Klabauter
    Mar 14, 2006

    Oh, no later than the tenth garment crashes the program but from ... and then the man is back in his beloved torn clothes in front of the telly.

  3. Kittyluka
    Mar 14, 2006

    Can I Klug shit? Biiiittte : D

    10,000 BC (or sometime in the rotation), there was an excess of women to had not to be rejected back from the men, the women from the ground to emphasize the beauty craze Arose, so it's all your fault ;) By the way ... the blond hair is around the time came ...

  4. seekXL
    Mar 15, 2006

    Hi,

    first praise. A really good blog and it makes reading fun :)

    As I already read the first line on the home page, I had to immediately turn to the song "Caveman" remember what is played here in Berlin in the arena every night for years and enjoys still very popular.

    I do not know whether some know it already, but this is really so with the shopping of things and the male determination. Causes are already to be found in the time or move from there and have been passed down for thousands of years in the genes. We needed sooner not do anything except take care of us food (hunting) and our wives to protect the "collecting". Today it looks then I think the same as described above, which one.'s Wife "protective" accompanied to the store or go shopping and then gets into the embarrassing situations, even in the locker room with having to clean

    Anyone interested in something like that, should definitely look at this piece of time - it's worth - best done with a partner with whom one is a bit longer together, to get even the not mutually more zugrienen out what subconsciously happens every day so :)

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