In the beginning was the waterbed

Self-talk

We all know the spot of the ERGO Insurance Group, with the dynamic man who was talking to self [1] ( video ), but few know that the screenplay was originally offered to a producer of waterbeds. The men's blog is pleased to have received a copy of the original script and is the original text available to the public:

Scene 1: Man falls over bridge, turn to running water.
"Moni, Cathy, Lisa - what actually went wrong between us?
I've done something that you are so funny? So strange? "

Scene 2: Man leaning against bridge piers.
"I know, for example, which I have not done.
I have not flirted with Laura! And she sends me messages that it was all over between us! "

Scene 3: Man goes through the banking hall
"I find my life complicated enough.
And if you want to get involved too, it is a mess. "

Scene 4: Man on escalator
"You take off the direction of Klaus, the fitness trainer. I'll stay back here - and I understand nothing. "

Scene 5: Man in tram
"Should we not meet again right at eye level?"

Scene 6: Man on sidewalk
"I'm ready. And if you're there, I'm here. "

Scene 7: man in the stairwell
"And when you come visit me ..."

Scene 8: Man opens door
"... Brings me, two open champagne bottles and asks no questions."

Scene 9: Man on a waterbed
"Can not you just stop times, constantly bombarding me with questions?
And start to cuddle with me? "

Final scene: man leans back in the water bed and closes his eyes.

Inscription: "There are 28 million reasons for major new water beds."

Well, nice idea. Unfortunately, the water bed manufacturers declined from the draft, pointing out that none of this would happened before ... [2]

[1] is just been replaced by a different spot with something spießigerem protagonists.
[2] Financial Times