What is a weblog? Definition in 1001

1000 definitions of what a weblog. Here, the story is so simple:

Recently at the sidewalk cafe
A "Ej, you know I'm ish blog now!"
B "Really? Simply brilliant, ej! "

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B "You ..."
A "What, ej?"
B "you know what is in weglog?"
A "Ej, Alder, You know not know what blog is?"
B "nej, I know not!"
A "Ej, is not it real? Or what? "
B "Man, Alder, Dad ish ask you, if I only knew 's?"
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A "Well, look. 'S blog, so what can I say now, so that today everyone! "
B "As anyone? I 'not so' n thing! "
A "target tests, however. You, as the stand on it full of bunnies! "
B "Really?"

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B. "So, even properly, Alder, you can create weglog deeper?"
A "put up your Kannste, deeply set - everything you want."
B "Really?"
A "If I tell you, man!"
B "Simply brilliant, ej."

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B "Ej haste with your weglog?"
A "Oh man, Alder, Weblog is not worn around with him!"
B "If one does not it?"
A "No! Biste stupid? Is the thing to look at! "
B. "Well, yeah, ej, I'm not fallen on Kopp, Alder. Yes my only ... "

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B "Ej, do you mean, I can also get such a weglog?"
A "Is simply not know, man, Ej, but, whatever. I close the connection for you! "
B "Boh, ej, machste really for me?"
A "If I tell you!"
B "Boh, ej!"
A "Wow, do you know do you know Tobi?"
B "The broken dwarf who lives on you?"
A "Wow it. If one thinks at first that has one on the cap. But is fully in order. "
B "Yes ... un '?"
A "So Tobi, who is 11 - and can tinker so what!"
B "Simply brilliant, ej. And his parents? The must know nothing of it, right?
A "Ej crazy, you? Of course not! It does not matter. Anyway, I'll tell him to make you some. "
B "Simply brilliant, ej. And tell him, beautiful with a lot of spoilers or what makes one turn in such a weglog. You know, is only because of the Bunny. "
A "Sure, I see. So, I'll Connection, and tell him to anleiern the Project. "
B "Respect, Alder"