Roll you your toast

O ver the proverbial pain insensitivity of men I've already reported. However - in the eyes of everyday life - the dangers lurking around every corner. So I'm not talking about the bar visit last night, but the vagaries of the budget. Let's say you want to embark on a short nail. Danger, danger! Fortunately, there are ThumbSaver - the clever nail holder for the modern man, or even put you in the morning at breakfast the sharp knife to butter? This must not be true - why there is the "One Click Butter Cutter"? Speaking of breakfast - including the space-eating globige toaster stands actually on the table? Pick up the narrow "Roller Toaster" - and the day ...