Women ask - answer men

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confused men

Men have a few things in this world fear. Neither dinosaurs nor spiders they can frighten, not even underwear with holes-calorie drinks they chase a fear. But there are times when they are nervous. For example, if your girlfriend asks sweetly, "Schatzilein, you fall on me to do anything?"
Yes, actually you can answer such a question only wrong, because a thousand things may have changed to "their", not that one has noticed it. Was it at the hairdresser? Did she wear the transparent blouse already last week? Who is the man at her side? Or so it might shoot you through your mind when you hear that question. If you now ....

give the wrong answer ("Oh, you have a new hairdo!" - and in fact it is the new eye shadow), then you will trigger a wave of indignation. Sure as hell they will accuse you that you will never be looked at properly, is not perceived that the partnership makes no sense that they had used to each other, etc. etc. etc.

No, no - you think of this question not long after. There is only one correct answer! Let you emphasize your eyes checking over your opponent, then you nod and say in a firm voice:
"Honey, I think you've lost weight!"
Believe me, "they" will melt away!

13 comments

  1. Gaby
    December 9, 2004

    Wrong answer ... if someone had said this morning to me, I would have made him only a head shorter and would be frozen into ice!

    I ... was in fact on the balance :-(

  2. Jörg
    December 9, 2004

    This is indeed the question which all men fear.

  3. Toni
    December 10, 2004

    Again, on the balance, but this time without clothes. As the weight comes to something completely different ...

  4. Matthias
    December 13, 2004

    Where you are right ...

  5. Iwi
    December 19, 2004

    Do remember that I have to!

  6. babsi
    May 31, 2005

    If a woman already is so stupid to ask such a question is they themselves
    I do blame the way: the schatzi and is new and he
    net must be stupid guessing is working properly

  7. chris
    August 30, 2005

    Alternative would be to play Risk. When asked, "... what do you notice?" Simply "... Sure, looks great!" Answer. When `s hair clothes etc., they will hinfassen / touch and be glad. At worst, they will see through you and ask for help ... But then maybe but still the sheet anchor Abhehmspruch as ... ;-)

  8. Marta
    Mar 15, 2007

    Ergänzet her the gaps :)

    Men are often much more .......... than women.
    Compared to men, women tend to be more ..............
    Unlike women, men are ...........
    The worst of men / women are ...............
    One thing that men and women have in common is ............

  9. Shacksis
    June 2, 2007

    see these clothes look better than the previous one?

    ahh what can I say? soon she stands beside me XD

  10. Vendetta
    August 18, 2007

    You say: The judge can not I, I do not think your beautiful clothes, but you :)

  11. Chris
    January 16, 2009

    But if you only retracts clear answer she looks great and is certainly beyond question is, why? what exactly do you think is best?

  12. Carl chromosome
    January 20, 2009

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  13. Quekia
    May 6, 2011

    A man makes a kompliement me about my clothes. How should I understand? what he wants me to say?

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