Collected instant quotes

M to know the following: Some little chat dialogues are truly original. This has been probably the makers of "German-bash" thought and established a corresponding database. Simple - but made really nice. My personal favorites:

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[Loriel] I was not just the house
[Loriel] because the key stuck or something
[Loriel] and my first thought was, wtf, have changed the password ...?

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<! Boardy> YOU CAN EVEN WITHOUT DRUGS HAVE FUN!
<! Boardy> uh
<! Boardy> vice versa
<Boardy!>;)

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[METI @ {} ONAIR] I would just like to die like my grandpa, peacefully in my sleep and not screaming like his passenger
[@ Haplo] LOL

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