Rolls-accident

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Right now I'm a big fan of global warming. But if you need time, then they will not come. Anyway, it seems like I go to ARD, it is too cold for her. Naturally, then, that it just after the news a focus on "Is it cold outside, and if so, why?" Did. Actually, I just wanted to shut down because of a market woman reporter asked how it was for today and tomorrow have been answered this content-heavy: "icy." And so the ARD reporters they really understood, she repeated: "Frosty!" Great. But just between my switch-off pulse appeared a baker who could not make bread. In the Thuringian between Langewiesen fact that was gas failed , because they have not chosen at that time, Gerhard Schröder. In any case, our intrepid baker was just putting a sign saying "Closed due to gas accident" on. I was thinking. We in West Germany the term actually only for accidents, the ships, submarines, okay, maybe even passing airplanes. Support such a collision with an iceberg with the Titanic as it was then, in this Italian who starred Leonardo Dacaprio or so. Now that we have learned to Tschnerobyl that the Russians call collisions in nuclear power plants so - then that is the collision of nuclear power with reality. But an accident at a bakery? That sounded really threatening. Before my mind's eye appeared occupied by a Russian icebreaker with Italian sailors, who plowed through Thuringia, he was brought up in the bakery of a brave confectioner to stop. Something like that just as in Spielberg's classic "Where is your's to Hollywood" , only that there was no ship, but a U-boat. Well, there were no Russians, but Japanese. Yes, yes, okay, well then Italians played only a subordinate role. When I arrived ... with my mind at this point, I turned manfully from television.